Random Things My Aunt Said

Me: "Why are life savers called life savers?"
Aunt: "Because someone was lost and starving and he found some in his pocket and ate them, and it saved his life till help came."

Upon hearing that I took it as gospel but now I just figured out: I DOUBT IT! I mean serious what did they call them? The nothing candy? Good seller there...

There is a round barn in watertown, and my aunt told me a story about it. There was this guy in there, and he wanted to die, he couldn't find a corner so he wandered around in circles till he fell over from exhaustion, and fell and died in the middle.

So what is the point of this? Well I am getting to that see this all ties into the theory I have about humanity. Every oneseems to act like well you know......... OK YOUR RIGHT I HAVE NOTHING THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF BS, HAHA YOU READ IT THOUGH, AND WASTED MULTIPLE SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE On NOTHING HAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! They say time is money, and therefore I stold your time, and money, therefore robbed you, and you willing handed me money hahha! Wait I don't have any money. That means you owe me five dollars you better learn to pay up your debts on time for peats sake! Okie dokie I am done now. Oh look perty people dressed all in white outside with a van! Gee lets go meat them they look friendly in their white gloves, and dart guns! Oh wait those arent dart guns! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lol wrote all this crap by getting inspired by the word "save". I need help hehe. Later dumbs. Guess what...... Wasted more of your time HAHA. Didn't know it did ya. Thats 10 bucks!!! BTW THE FERRETS LET ME IN! MUAHAHAHHAHA... TO WHERE? YOUR BRAIN! EHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~