Genius Ad for Car Place

I heard an add on the radio, wasn't listening to much so don't know the name or the company really, but its a car place and maybe sells tires, but anyway their slogan is
"Saddest Traction gaurenteed"
Sure they wanted to say satistraction... but really what a dumb ad isn't the purpose of advertising to make people buy your product? So if you have the saddest store in town wouldn't that be negative? Therefore people don like you? Shoo people maybe we don't want ur buisness you just keep us from walking the streets in attire thats less then socially acceptable!(No Squirrel not right now... maybe later ;-)... Who needs clothes in weather like this! Wait a minute where did that weird white crap on the ground come from! Ahh its freezing me nude flesh into a fleshicle? Ill be quiet now... HEHE!~~ LAFF~~~!