The Logic of Hamlin High School

HAHA! Finally got to this post. Anyway It seems to me schools have no logic. Do they even think about what they do? For instance...
Teacher: "Gee class lets read a book!"
Class: "Groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Teacher: "Oh hush. This is a classic you will all love it! Its called "All quiet on the Western front."
Boy 1: "Isn't that the book where it takes 30 pages for the author to tell everyone their food sucks?... I would rather watch the lint in the air fly around for six hours!"

This is just one example. They hardly ever have interesting books that kids would actually enjoy reading. I used to hate reading because I thought all books were as ridiculous as the ones we read in school. No wonder people are revolted by books. Then I stumbled upon a book in a used bookstore with a dragon on it (mom always liked to read so we went there alot). It was called "The Gates of Thorabardin." A fantasy book yes. It was the best thing ever though. Ever since I read books constantly. Therefore, instead of making kids want to read they turn them away from books, and I only started to read on accident. I didn't know books were cool.

Next... the food rule. No pop or candy. Why pray tell? Can't 16 and 17 year olds figure out how to chew? We had food in school before and it didn't hurt anybody so what’s the problem? If anything, we should ban the school food! Is it healthy to eat things from 5 years ago? Or mysteriously have beans in different forms three days in a row? Their food tastes like flavored cardboard... or in some cases noodles with cheese colored water? Riiiiiiiight! Did I mention the cottage cheese is usually rotten 90% of the time? Or the fruits and vegetables that are obviously to old because they are mushy! How repulsive! Some of us may act like barbarians, but we don't need to be fed our
neighbors dogs! Close enough to it! Disgusting.

Also where are the high school privileges?! Not to mention the senior ones? Lets see, the previous classes with Mr. Cambel got their privileges when they did community service and signed a contract. The piece of paper didn’t strangely vanish either. Sneider you FAG. Course even if we had privileges what would we do? We don’t have a lounge. Before they had a room of their own, with couches, chairs, video games, TV, VCR, etc. Sure some of his brown nosers favorites may have theirs, but even they had to wait for half the year to even leave, but where would they go? The only thing seniors can do is budge the little kids in line. Why so we can get food poisoning sooner haha sweet!

Another thing just about school in general is that it is to long. I am sure we could delete an entire period, and shorten all periods to 30 minutes. Mostly we tend to get the gist of what the teacher means in less then 15 minutes (unless it is Mr. Aho’s class) Plus delete advisory, because that’s just like your average kindergarten class, and we all graduated that with flying colors probably around a decade ago ok thank you very much.

Another wonderful idea we have is planners. Your portable ball and chain wow! Filled with pointless junk. Yes I think it’s perhaps a good idea, but ONLY for the kids who want to write down their homework. The ones who don’t want to won’t. No one checks them. Also no one checks if we have a pass ever… so what’s the point? Just another piece of crap to carry.

One more things… the people rules are designed to protect will follow them, and the ones the rules are designed to stop will find a way around them… Point being?

Maybe Sneider just hates everyone so he wants to treat us like lower life forms for his sadistic pleasure. I am not mad… I just feel like DUH! What psychosis some of these “learned� people have. I am sure someone could find a brain and try to use it and design a place that you can learn, and actually have FUN doing it. They may advertise that, and maybe the teachers have fun, but the kids don’t have fun doing things that are so dry a camel wouldn’t even venture near! HAHA I’m otta here.