The Climate Channel (USA 2)

Greetings fair folk of the free world, this is B.A.R.N. (USA 2) Your alternative channel for the Barnyard News. Our sister station B.A.R.N has greatly accepted our merger, and partnership in the newscasting world (they just don't know it yet hehehehehehehehehehe)

For the tonights forecast we have simmering sub zero temperatures, that will get even colder tomorrow. -75*F (with the windchill you can freeze liquid hot magma) Can you say animalcicle-cicleikyles? Me neither. Expect a great warming trend for thursday. We shall warm to a smoldering 1 above, bust out your shorts and airconditioners it will be sweltering! Breaking our record high for January 8th of -58* F. By 59 degress! Wow! (or is it 60? How should I know I am a weather man!)

In agricultural news we have a warning for pre-interacting sheep out there. Avoid all squirells, Kittys, Bunnies, and hamsters till warmer tempuratures, because apparently this weather affects their mind and makes them think of multiple mates so therefore they try to turn all hot males gay in order to sate their incredible hunger for man flesh.... If you site one be sure not to turn around or bend over in their presence. What did you think they only pulled your hair, and yelled obsenitys about you being gay? Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in later for further updates. This is B.A.R.N. (USA 2) Your alternative channel for the Barnyard News.
This is Sheep... Signing off~
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