I was bored so I went to Sam & Ein's Dorm (twinkie a HOHO).We decided to go cruising, and I ended up driving sams car.A 95 pontiac grand am. Cough. That car has like 0 balls. I guess I am used to a Z28, but sheesh I couldnt even get his tires to squeel, and it didnt even feel like it accelerated even with it to the floor. But whatever. So we all decide to rock back, and forth, and then we got the car shaking a lot. On 6th street its like the longest and busiest street in town. AT about 10 oclock tonight. We had also sams friend Denko in the car. We are like OH SHIT a COP! Then the cop starts to turn, and I am like ahhh! He was going the opposite direction as us, and turns toward his right, and we turn to our right. I drive a block, and turn left. Denko Is like GOOOOOO he has his cherries on and everything. So I keep turning fast, and after a bit hes like hes gone... Then I am like are you guys shitting me? There like yeah. Sams like "WE GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!" (line from super troopers) but I was actually a bit scared. HAHA. Sheesh.
So back at the dorms we are all like where is HOHO? Then were like I bet hes taking a dump. We go in there and dump like 2 cups of water over the stall. Then we run out laughing, and then were like dude I dont think that was HOHO. Another guy went in there and got him again, and were all like who is it? Freakin out its someone we didnt know haha. He we hear a flush like 4 minutes later. Its HOHO, and he is soaked. We all bust out laughing. IT was hilarious.
