Mikes GF Tammy and I clown around sometimes. She likes to insult me, and I like to insult her... lol. Jockingly of course. But anyway she threw this multi colored rag at me when I wasnt looking. I bent down to pick it up, and started to laugh to myself, you could see it on my face tho. It was a silent giggle if you know what I mean. She sees me, ands like look hes laughing to himself! WHAT A FREAK. HAHAHA! It probably seemed strange to anyone looking at me. The reason I was laughing was because the rag triggered me to think about why dont women dye their umm "gardens" different colors? I mean people do that with the hair on their heads all the time... Or get it highlighted. I have never seen one like that... not that I have seen many at all, but I have never heard of it either. HEHE. If I was a girl, I think I would get highlights in mine for sure. I dunno maybe its cause its WEIRD! Thats why I was laughing anyway. Imagine a "carrrot patch" dyed so it looked like the rainbow HAAHAA!
***Sorry If I offended anyone out there. I am a sick dirty pervert occasionally, and if George Carlin can get away with things like that on TV I surely can on here. Well that is if my women friends dont casterate me first...
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