Gay People

So these queers calling themsleves the CRC give me this post card. IT says call for good news. So after a few attempts and them being busy, I finally get soem dousche bag who wants to sell me some magazines. I get 2 free ones and like 6 ones I have to pay 4 dollars each for. He is talking fast like that Carney who tried to rip me off at the fair. (who succeeded because he talked fast they say free but what they mean is 10 dollars for a tiny toy) He was like gime me some info and stuff. OF course he said it nicer, but then I did, and I was transferd and this lady describes the deal and if i am aware of it, I am like what If I dont want to pay. I am transfered to this other lady who was really obnoxious and musta had braces she says this has nothing to do with magazines would u like 350 bucks of grocerys and a gas card for free? Just give my your credit card #. Im like I think Ill pass.. WHY WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?!!!! I am like I dunno. She asks me if I want to again. Im like NO! OK have a nice day. OMG! I am a people pleaser at times, but I know (after the carney) when I am being suckerd. And I think these people need to be severely beaten.