I wear my sunglasses

Recently my cousin gave me his sunglasses, and we were riding in my Uncles Escalade, (which is awesome and has heated leather seats which are quite pleasent on the buns) anyhow It was pitch black outside and I was wearing the sunglasses. Why? Because! I was thinking I wonder what would I tell a cop if I got stopped while wearing these babies at night. He'd probably think I was blind and have sympathy for me and let me off with a warning. Course he'd probably wonder where my handy cap ticket thingy is. Then I might get in trouble, then I thought WAIT A MINUTE BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE YOU IMBECILE! What am I some sort of moron or something? APPARENTLY!