Do you know why I pulled you over Son?

1) Speeding
2) Music WAY to fricken loud
3) Out of date license plate tags
4) Burnout
5) Can't see back license plate
6) Not complete stop at the stop sign
7) Forgot to signal my turn
8) No driver's license in wallet
9) No registration in car


Cop: "Can I see your license and registraion?"
Me: "NO! YOU CAN'T! HAHA!"

LOL serious Friday IF a cop stopped me I coulda been nailed for all that sh*t! HAHA. But it was smooth sailing baby no coppers within site. I just relized about not having the licence, the plates and registrion. HAHA. I woulda been screwed! The consolation though was at least I always wear my seat belt haha. Well God looks out for little children and fools and I'm both so it's all good! HAHA!