1. I went and got my car washed today so I could put it up for sale. I payed with a ten and it was only 6 dollars so I got back like 16 quarters. I looked down at all the shiny change in my hand and said: "Wow! Looks like I just robbed a pay phone."
2. In the readers digest there is a devil at a health food store and he is asking if they have the root of all evil. HAHA get it root! "BOO!" ...."SHUT UP!"
Hope I encited some dry sarcastic haha at least from you! Enjoy your day!
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