Well my crazy cousin and I were messing around yesterday, and we went to one of the halls at college to eat. All of a sudden he says, well thats a left handed golf club! I was like what the food? Hes like What?! Then I see a golf club... OHHHHH! I Tought he was saying some witty clique to describe something stupid. However, I forget it was my cousin. HAHA. However, that is sticking now so something retarded and useless is a left handed golf club. (were all a few clubs short of a bag)
Then we went iceskating. Afterward we stopped at walmart. There are these red poles aoutside and we were jumping over them. We are retarded and laughing like crazy sams room mate ein was with us to. Then when we left this chick at the exit tried to put stickers on us... She was going for sam and he started to run. She ran him down and slapped one on him. It was hilarious. He looks back over his shoulder at her and goes AHH and takes off. IT was awesome. Then hes wipping cookies in the walmart lot. Afterwards we go and stop at a stop light. Hes like watch this. Ill scare that car. Its a red light and traffic is going horizontal to us. A car is right infront of us and he floors it at the car and then slams on the brakes and backs up. Then a cop goes buy right infront of us. Ein and I could not stop laughing. Sam couldnt stop looking nervous and clearing his throat. Then we pull up right behind him at a stop light, and sams like OH @#$%@#$!@#$!@#%@#%@#$%#^*(*(&*! When it turns green a pulls in the other lane and it looks like he may get us. Then he turns his lights on and pulls over the guy sam was trying to ram. It was pretty funny. All I know is sam had to clean out his shorts when we got back
When we returned to the dorm this guy was out in the hallway with only a shower curtain on. His "Buddies" had stolen his towel and clothes... It was pretty funny.
Then I got home at like 1:30 am and went to sleep big time.
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