Breaking Bulletin from BS news!
Reporter Stan: This is your action news reporter stan the man! This just in we have a report that some how in a bizzare freak accident a pussy attacks and apparently crushed both nuts of an innocent piggy! We go to our witless witness now!
Innocent Redneck Bystander: Yeeeeeaaahhh! I was jus standin over der by da cumquats when i har this awful shrieking piggy squeal. Popcorn everywhere, green bowl flies, then MEOWWWW! Holy !@#!@$ flying pussy! Piggys legs fly in da air... SQUEEEL! Pussy scrambles left then right Reowww! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Then weeeeeeeee the poor pussy bamboozles through the air. HOOOOOOO doggies! That was shore sum fun eh!
Reporter Stan: This happened just a few minutes ago at the house of our very own sheep! What an uncanny fluke of fate was this? Perchance? Blah BLah Blah cool word.... yadda yadda yadda.... etc etc etc.... the end... THIS IS YOUR ACTION NEWS REPOTER STAN THE MAN LIFE FROM THE SCENE OF THE UMM... CASTRATION.... SIGNING OFF!
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