Err Brain Broke

I was driving home from watertown today, and I drive by this tree with a miniture horse or donkey or something tied up to it. I think to myself, what a pretty bunny. Then a few seconds later I figure out my mistake and start laughing insanely... Maybe there is something wrong with me... naw! Hey look at that cute little bird... mooooooooo ahhhhhhhhh hey dont bite me there! AHHHHHHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP. IM BEING MAULED BY A TWEETY COW! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! kERSPAT!

You know... I think you rarely will ever see the total genuine person below the surface... We all have certain things we hide. Sometimes we will hide most of ourselves, and put on a front people see because we are insecure. Its only to protect ourselves. So that we don't get burned... even maybe to family. No one really seems to understand me. I am different. I have strange ideas. I don't think like most people. When I tell them what I think deep down, my ideas are met with hostility. They are instantly dismissed, and not even considered. I guess its hard to accept other views then your own. Therefore Its hard for me to show my true self. Sometimes I will reveal part of myself to someone, but then after this bit of trust just to test the waters I have to retract back so I don't get burned. I used to be shy, and it has been a very difficult and frustrating path coming to where I am today. The reason was because I was different. People hate different I guess. Maybe you just have to accept that people are going to burn you and you just have to give it all out to them. I dunno. There is only one person who does understand me. I have shown her everything. I have taken her into my confidence and revealed so much to her that no one else has ever seen. I trust her entirely. She is the only one. Not my friends not my family. Some things I can't hardly admit to myself, yet I can tell her. Tammy if there ever was anyone who could complete me it would be you. I mean how often do you ever find anyone who you can actually trust? I would give her everything. And then some. I don't do it because she gives me happiness and I simply want more. Its because she shows me so much love that I don't deserve, I feel she deserves it. I love you. Its something beyond love... Love really doesn't convey the emotion... its more then that... Its devotion and trust. Just whenever you have a problem or something goes wrong you would tell them cause they will listen. They care. Its something beyond words. Divine. Tammy I love you... Wholly and Totally. All I can say is Thank You.

The Gray Area Between Lunacy and Genius

Garland Green: Now you're just talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?

The Cataclysm of the Downed Down

I was just gonna change my pillow case so I take my I think its ducks or goose feather pillow out of the case. Semi roughly. Then poof! Feathers fly everywhere Holy crap! My room looks like a war zone, with a poor little white goose as the victim. Honest its not an international goose laundering ring!

Breaking News- Pussy Breaks Nuts

Breaking Bulletin from BS news!

Reporter Stan: This is your action news reporter stan the man! This just in we have a report that some how in a bizzare freak accident a pussy attacks and apparently crushed both nuts of an innocent piggy! We go to our witless witness now!

Innocent Redneck Bystander: Yeeeeeaaahhh! I was jus standin over der by da cumquats when i har this awful shrieking piggy squeal. Popcorn everywhere, green bowl flies, then MEOWWWW! Holy !@#!@$ flying pussy! Piggys legs fly in da air... SQUEEEL! Pussy scrambles left then right Reowww! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Then weeeeeeeee the poor pussy bamboozles through the air. HOOOOOOO doggies! That was shore sum fun eh!

Reporter Stan: This happened just a few minutes ago at the house of our very own sheep! What an uncanny fluke of fate was this? Perchance? Blah BLah Blah cool word.... yadda yadda yadda.... etc etc etc.... the end... THIS IS YOUR ACTION NEWS REPOTER STAN THE MAN LIFE FROM THE SCENE OF THE UMM... CASTRATION.... SIGNING OFF!