"A day in the life of tyler"

Here I sit in English class... what? I mean Yearbook... Im fuzzy today... I dunno here is a typical day of tylers...

I get up in the morning to my alarm clock music it is my favorite station B93.7 the 80s, 90s, and today. So I sit there and listen to one or two songs putting off the enevitable waking process... finally something inside of me finally says GET UP! So I get up slowly, go get my clothes, and shower for ten minutes... brother yells GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY SHOWER YOUR USING ALL MY HOT WATER!!!! So five minutes later I leave just to assert my authority... then my bro you know as the hamster gets in. I have to use the water to wash my hands he squeals and tells me to knock it off cause I am freezing him... so a few minutes later I forget and flush the toilet he screams again. Blah Blah I am going to kill you Blah... so after I finally get out of the bathroom I shut off the light cause he made me angry he screams again and I laugh maniaclly... muhaahaha. Go make some crappy breakfast cause mom never gets good food, and I am to lazy to make gourmet breakfast... Look at the clock relize I should be early to school to see my squirrel when I am actually going to be there about my average time. So then I hope in my car, race my dogs down the drive way, out run the, then relize I am going to fast, slam on the brakes and slide around the gravel corner to the road... then yell yahooo! as Audioslave blasts out the tunes... the dogs are catchin up on the slide so I swerve left to avoide the black one who is on the left and then swerve the other way to avoide the brown one who is on the right its the same every day. So I floor it and the RPMs zoom up to max and I squid past them. SOO fun. I love it. Then I try to perfect my slider techniques on four other gravel corners on my twisting road by the lake. On the tar I go about ten miles over speed limit so I can slow down for a cop, unless there is someone speeding in front of me then I will go as fast as they are figureing they will get caught and I well get away scott free. LOZER! Never got a ticket and never do the speed limit haha. So I get to school usually my girlfriend is there ahead of me and says what kept you? Traffic... lol in SD yeah right. I look at her the first time that day and marvel at how beautiful she is and how much I love her... How did a Bum like me get so lucky... Probably never know... So we get roy and he talks abit then leaves, we go to get her ritualistic caffeinated beverage, and then go back to her lock... I make a nuisance of myself as I take out half the hall, I am not fat I am just a giant I can't help I am trapped in a world of Dwarves... HEHE. ............................... Do ............I....?use to make?..... periods?.......... To bad...... hehe... thats just the morning... basically then I goof off in all my classes dreaming up cool things for me in the future or other places I could be... Like owning a fast car, a castle, living in the past, or a fantasy world. Finding hidden treasure. Being an author or writing cool books. Basically I love to dream, and hate school because it feel it doesn't teach stuff *I* need to know. The only redeeming quality of it is tammy... did I mention I had a dream about being in college with this fat gay guy named fran... pronounced fron? Weird I know. I think he liked me, but I didn't like him because gay isn't cool. I love my gf... how when there are creatures as attactive and mysterious as girls can you be gay? Dunno... but anyway thats my day if you got past this point you get the medal of craziness or perhaps your life is downright boring... HAHA or perhaps your a crazy squirrel that loves me in that cause I will give you something else besides a medal... heheeheheh *wink wink* Hasta peeps Im otta.......................................dots.......................dots.....................doooooooooooottttssssssssss...........