3/30/2004

"Care for some non-con-psyco-babble?"

Take my words with a grain of salt. Perhaps i am insane, but how do you know? What is insanity?..... Thought so! I like the words of the Buddha don't take anyones words for truth, without thinking about them for yourself... not even mine. So here goes:

The topic is education, western society, and thinking for yourself...

Education. All my life I have been told its good. It is societys norm. Say its bad and people will automatically think your insane, and not think about it. Like they do with so many other things. Sad but true. Anyway I have always said " its not what you know that makes you smart its how you use your knowledge. " I seen an interesting site that says all education would like to make us is a mindless memory bank.

"Wahoo I have memorized a whole truck load of useless facts that have no consquence now I can use them to... umm what are they for again? Oh for the tests! What after that? College... then a job... Yes now I can do mindless work for all my life till I am so old I can't move... so your telling me I am enslaved in school so I can be enslaved worse in the so called real world... uhuh-uh I am doing this why? Right..."

Has anyone ever stopped to consider how stupid and wrong this is. This is how children lose their "magic" the wonder at the wide world their innocence is demolished in a horrible world of drudgery. Just so we can struggle to get rich, but very few obtain wealth. Even if they did I am sceptical that it would bring you fulfillment. Our whole idealology in this country is flawed. Sorry I have no solution, but perhaps I can bring the attention of it to a few.

True knowledge isn't found in school. Or perhaps not really in books either. It is inside each one of us, people can't really give it to us they can only show us. It is different for everyone.

In fact I am slighty afraid of college. Will it stomp out my spark, and passion for life? Bend me to slavery to capitalism. I will be as uselesss as a calculator. Functional yes, but am I fullfulling my divine potential... doubtful... very doubtfull. I want to explore the far reaches of my consciousness. The nature of being. Why are we here, where are we going. How can I fulfill my divine potential? By memorizing the life biography of George Washington does this service much of a purpose in my life. No.

We are all like hamsters in a wheel. Created by humans own stupidity. It is easier to follow blindly like sheep then to step out of the crowd and question. Some famous dude once said: " What the majority is doing is usually wrong." Hmm Perhaps our goals in life are wrong and simply need to be put in persective (think for yourself not what tv friends or school tells you to think) Maybe then you can escape your self imposed hamster wheel. Imposed yes by society, but kept up by you. The US is in a horrible state. Sorry I am not patriotic enough. Sure freedom is good, but we arent free enough. "Rushing Rushing till life is no fun" And all because we follow some stupid rules imposed by society. Gee people. Open your eyes and stepp outta the wheel. Don't let the others think for you. School would like us all to be similiar, yet don't listen. Dare to be you and set yorself free. No one can do it, but you. You are in control of Your life no one but you!

3/23/2004

The sheep and friends

One of my mothers friends was telling her of an interesting way this certain person who is famous throughout the land of ham likes to kill his chickens. Its no ordinary way... for certain no... apparenty first he buries the chickens body up to their necks in dirt. So all that is exposed is their heads... then he proceeds to his lawn mower...hehehehe.... then brooooom brooom...crunch, crunch, crunch, broom broom broom this dude mows over the chickens heads hehehehe sorry but that dude has a twisted sense of humor. Sad thing is I think it is hilarious. I am barely containing myself from busting into uncontrolable giggles. heheheheheh.........HAHAHAHAHAH!!

3/22/2004

"A day in the life of tyler"

Here I sit in English class... what? I mean Yearbook... Im fuzzy today... I dunno here is a typical day of tylers...

I get up in the morning to my alarm clock music it is my favorite station B93.7 the 80s, 90s, and today. So I sit there and listen to one or two songs putting off the enevitable waking process... finally something inside of me finally says GET UP! So I get up slowly, go get my clothes, and shower for ten minutes... brother yells GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY SHOWER YOUR USING ALL MY HOT WATER!!!! So five minutes later I leave just to assert my authority... then my bro you know as the hamster gets in. I have to use the water to wash my hands he squeals and tells me to knock it off cause I am freezing him... so a few minutes later I forget and flush the toilet he screams again. Blah Blah I am going to kill you Blah... so after I finally get out of the bathroom I shut off the light cause he made me angry he screams again and I laugh maniaclly... muhaahaha. Go make some crappy breakfast cause mom never gets good food, and I am to lazy to make gourmet breakfast... Look at the clock relize I should be early to school to see my squirrel when I am actually going to be there about my average time. So then I hope in my car, race my dogs down the drive way, out run the, then relize I am going to fast, slam on the brakes and slide around the gravel corner to the road... then yell yahooo! as Audioslave blasts out the tunes... the dogs are catchin up on the slide so I swerve left to avoide the black one who is on the left and then swerve the other way to avoide the brown one who is on the right its the same every day. So I floor it and the RPMs zoom up to max and I squid past them. SOO fun. I love it. Then I try to perfect my slider techniques on four other gravel corners on my twisting road by the lake. On the tar I go about ten miles over speed limit so I can slow down for a cop, unless there is someone speeding in front of me then I will go as fast as they are figureing they will get caught and I well get away scott free. LOZER! Never got a ticket and never do the speed limit haha. So I get to school usually my girlfriend is there ahead of me and says what kept you? Traffic... lol in SD yeah right. I look at her the first time that day and marvel at how beautiful she is and how much I love her... How did a Bum like me get so lucky... Probably never know... So we get roy and he talks abit then leaves, we go to get her ritualistic caffeinated beverage, and then go back to her lock... I make a nuisance of myself as I take out half the hall, I am not fat I am just a giant I can't help I am trapped in a world of Dwarves... HEHE. ............................... Do ............I....?use to make?..... periods?.......... To bad...... hehe... thats just the morning... basically then I goof off in all my classes dreaming up cool things for me in the future or other places I could be... Like owning a fast car, a castle, living in the past, or a fantasy world. Finding hidden treasure. Being an author or writing cool books. Basically I love to dream, and hate school because it feel it doesn't teach stuff *I* need to know. The only redeeming quality of it is tammy... did I mention I had a dream about being in college with this fat gay guy named fran... pronounced fron? Weird I know. I think he liked me, but I didn't like him because gay isn't cool. I love my gf... how when there are creatures as attactive and mysterious as girls can you be gay? Dunno... but anyway thats my day if you got past this point you get the medal of craziness or perhaps your life is downright boring... HAHA or perhaps your a crazy squirrel that loves me in that cause I will give you something else besides a medal... heheeheheh *wink wink* Hasta peeps Im otta.......................................dots.......................dots.....................doooooooooooottttssssssssss...........
Oops

You know whats stupid? Leaving your homework till the last hour of the last day when you had 6 days to work on it. Oh gee I will get it done! Sure sure. I am the worst procrastinator ever... and now here is sit with my untyped essay that is 7 pages long and needs revision and I forgot to bring the saved document home from school... know I gotta hope Momma Bird doesn't decide to make me do a knew one OR WORSE make me flunk English Class... or detentionize my @$$... not cool. So this is a lessen to you kids procrastination is murder. Or at least really really bad. OH well probably can go back to sleep... well at least I coulda if I hadn't put chores off.... Crap.... *Snore* *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........*

3/15/2004

Fruit Orgies

Squirrel was talking with me about stuff and randomly said you know what I hate? me What? I heard next was ORGIES WITH THE POPE... she actually said orange juice with pulp. MY BAD...

3/14/2004

Gecko Squirrel Pokes and Prods

Well the gecko-squirrel wanted me to write something so ill slaughter a commonly loved classical poem... enjoy:

Carrots are Green
Squirells are mean
they bite your neck
and make you bleed profusely
violets are blue
yep ill hold my neck together with glue


TODAYS LETTER IS BONG!