Scientists Lack of Responsibility

With the possiblity of life re assesed in our solar system to being more probably one must stop to think of the ramifications of cross planet contamination as I am going to call it. We are sending a space craft to distant places in the solar system like mars and the moon Titan and other hot spots for life. And we could perhaps bring many potententially dangerous lifeforms to earth (bacteria most likely). However I believe we have a screening process to attempt to determine weather or not that has happened and they try to decontaminate the spacecraft upon return that is if it does return to earth at all. However, what about the places we send space craft? Did we ever stop to think that maybe we are sending infected space craft to other planets and we may wipe out the life that may or may not be there? I dunno, but I think scientists don't research things before they attempt to do them, thats my biggest annoyance with them. If they can do it alot of times its done before any ask should we. Take for instance the release of mongoose (or ferret i forget) (the one that eats snakes) to control the snake population in hawaii. It turned out there were hardly any snakes there in the first place, and then they had to many mongoose/ferrets... So what do they do? Introduce another animal the cat. To kill the mongoose/ferrets... Gee did this tactic work before? Now they have an overubandance of cats. Well DUH! This has happened many times before with many different animals in many different places. Thats only one example. Another is the A-Bomb they didn't even know the after affects of the radiation and the nuclear winter and whatever they just deployed it on thousands to millions of innocent people. Sorry sometimes I get sidetracked, but the point is I think before we start sending space craft willy nilly into potential life rich places we should do the research and see if we can discover what we are dealing with. Before we just rush blindly on the surface and discover that OH HEY. Maybe there is stuff here after all but we killed it. Or even maybe some aliens that dont like us dumping our trash in their back yard and get royally pissed off. HAHA. Who knows. Until next time... BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! (err thats the oldest one in the book bob) (I know that, but sometimes oldies are goodies!)

Dreams are Slippery Fish

Just when you think your dream has been finally realized they wriggles free of your hand. I think thats the worst part. The joy it brings to think you finally achieved your goal as your spirits soar then to learn that the evil phenomenon of gravity still exists as it pulls them down and smashes them on the evil rocks of reality. It laughs in your face and says hahahahaha bastard! You actually thought you could win in this life? Well not today. But all you gotta do is fly the bird at that bastard right back and tell him to go @#$@# himself because some day hes gonna die!!!!!!!!

The Art of Doing nothing

http://family.msn.com/tool/article.aspx?dept=learn&sdept=lea&name=sc_111904_doingnothing

This link is an article of cramming to many things in your childs day. That infact some time do just bumm out and creat your own thing is good. Adults can actually learn from this as well. So if you care go see it!

Every Squirrel is Sacred

Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is great,
If one gets runover,
God gets quite irate.

When the thoughtless drivers,
Squash them on the ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each Squirrel that gets run down!

Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is good,
Every Squirrel is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Many urban dwellers,
Never give them food,
But God loves those who treat their
Squirrels with gratitude.

Every Squirrel is useful,
Every Squirrel is fine.
God needs all the critters,
Scamper!
Nibble!
Climb!

Let the hunters shoot them,
On mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each Squirrel that's killed or maimed.

Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is good,
Every Squirrel is needed,
In your neighborhood!

Copyright 1998 Jon Gottshall
To the tune of: Every Sperm is Sacred
With profound apologies to Monty Python!

Cheating Wife

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.
The woman suddenly turns up her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.

Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.

Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to receive you."

"Okay," the man replies, "I'll go get ready."

He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.

"Who the hell are you?" the man asks.

"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."

The husband exclaims, "But you're naked!"

The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.

"Those little bastards!"

Car Stats

Here is a chart of my Favorite Cars Stats:

............CAR.....................0-60.TopSPD
1. 2001 Cavalier STD 4 Cyl.........13.....108
2. 95 Camaro/Firebird V6 3.4L.....9......115
3. 96 Camaro/Firebird V6 3.8L.....7.4....115
4. 85 Camaro Z28 IROC V8..........7......135
5. 84 Corvette V8...................6.7....134
6. 85 Corvette V8...................6.3....150
6. 95 Camaro Z28/Trans Am........5.6....150
7. 03 Corvette Z06..................4.5....200
8. 05 Corvette.......................4.1....200

Note: (a V8 Mustang GT's performance is said to match a 3.8L V6 camaro haha lozer!)
Sorry about the dots blogspot is gay and wont let you make a accurate table.

ARGH! Where'd you come from?.

There is a guy at work whos nickname is Skippy. But his real name is Jasan (hmm Jason Borne? hehe) But anyway he is a 40 year old bachelor who works at Zkota Grill. He has big round bored looking eyes and a crew cut. Has a bit of a belly and average height. He went to college to be a landscape designer, but decided he couldn't do that. But anyway I think its just a cover. He is always sneaking up on people and scaring him accidently and otherwise. I was making a sandwhich today, and turned around and ran into him... He wasn't there a second ago, and he always does that. I think Zkota is just a cover and he is actually an assassin sleeper agent for the government. Just waiting to be activated incase terrorists ever break into South Dakota!