Mnemonic Folders

HEHE. To remember which class my folders where for I used aassociation technique.
I associated the picture on my folder with something from class.
1) Fear Factor with lotta bugs: Speech (scarry)
2) Gecko Folder: Info Gathering (teacher looks like turtle.)
3) M&M Folder with the M&Ms in a theater: Psychology (lotta people)
4) Financial Aid Folder: MAth (numbers - boring)
5) Army Classified FOlder: Geography (Cammoflauge dunno looks like trees n grass which I associate with geography!)

Ya thats just something semi intersting, but whatever lol hope i didnt bore you.

Slow Piggies

Here are the specs for a new standard (I believe) police car a 2001-2002 Crown Victoria.

Engine: 4.6 Litre 281 cubic inch (V8?) rated at 235 HP @ 4750 RPM and 275 ft.lbs. of torque @ 4,000 RPM.

Ok. Not bad, and very fast. Now look at the specs for my 96 Z28 camaro which with luck I will be purcahsing withing a few months:

Engine: 5.7 Litre 350 cubic inch V8 rated at 285 HP @ 5200 RPM and 325 ft.lbs. of torque @ 2,400 RPM.

Camaros get going faster a heck of a lot sooner then the cruisers because of more torque at a lower RPM rating.

HAHA! My car is going to have more power then a POLICE CAR! Wahoo! Thats hilarious. Poor little slow piggies. I bet they wish they had a camaro... to bad they gotta drive a CROWN VICTORIA!

Strange Observances in Geography

Well two weird things in Geography. Remember my teacher: Santa Clause? Well he has a huge belly, and always tucks his shirt in. It rides his curves if you will. HHAHAHAHA. Sorry kinda gross, but anyway. Apparently his belly button is an outy. You know instead of being a hole there is no hole and infact a little mountain? Well his you can see through his shirt and it sticks out like someones nose. Its that big. At least I hope its not something else...?

Also there are these weird carpeted things on the wall basically they are flat 5 by 2 feet and about 2 inches thick, Just attached flat to the wall. Whenever I walk close by one I notice a great change in pressure in my ears. Its weird what are these strange thingS? What do they do? Some type of mind control hehe probably not, but it is very strange.

Will anyone ever discover the true meanings of these strange occurances? The world may never know!

Santa's Beard Attacks!

My Geography teacher is a sight to see for sure. He looks exactly like Santa Claus. He is very plump, bald, and has a white beard. He is a nice old gentleman, but is always getting side tracked with stories. He was talking about some map when all of a sudden he stops, cocks his head, and spits twice. Puts his finger in his mouth, and looks for something and spits again. He is like I just ate one of my mustashes. At this everyone starts to snort, and gigle. Everyone thinks hes sort of a nut. Hes not really, just an old eccentric man. He then says Oh I think its a reddish brown one I dont have many of those left! More people giggle. He goes and talks again about his map, and stops suddenly again. He puts his finger back in his mouth, and a few seconds later says triumphantly AHA! IVE GOT IT! Furious laughter followed. Man He is funny, although not intentionally thats the best part. What a crazy old coot he is. hehe.

Wise thoughts from a disturbed Man

1) Stay in your ****ing closet, and just say NO to cannibalistic turtles~
2) Time goes like a turtle-Slow and Hairless~
4) Mistaken uno for dos? Never fear super turtle is here~
5) Retreat in the presence of the penis shaped screw~
6) In the face of pumping legs the heavens shall cry
3) Intelligent Pigs see much, and chastize all, excluding s'ikojivel in the mirror
7) Cease Consulting Crackers WHO Cannot Count Correctly~

These insightful paradims can be understood to an unitiated extent, but with the epiphany of discovery will your sanity but slip way?

So Far I've Drank... Toilet Water...?

Beer is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria's shit.

How many times have you been in this situation, where your friends have just got to tell you about a banging party they were at last night.
"OHH yeah, I got like totally sloshed man it was like... you know... soooooo totally awesome... Wanna hear about it?"
"Well not really...
"Ok COOL! Well lets see... I had like 2 glasses bacadi, a can of miller light, some vodka, a few wine coolers, a little Tequila, bottle of bud.... and some buffalo piss...?

If you heard their sensless drivel once you've heard it a thousand times. So why not change it in your head to something fun like.

"Oh ya I had some battery acid, a shot of cyanide, a bottle of bat shit, a can of rodioactive uranium, semen from a horney bull elephant... etc."
Then you can honestly say
"Sounds like fun..." while you uncontrollably giggle in your head
"Thats word right there man!"
"Umm sure dude, whatever."

Twighlight Zone

Well I heard my new Alarm Clock go off that tammy gave me. I was still tired, and I was trying to turn it off. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off, although I thought I had known. I tried everything every button at least 3 times, and I was getting frustrated big time! Finally I woke up. Gosh I was dreaming, except the dream was as real as reality, and the only way to know it was not a dream was that I woke up. Weird. Then I turned it off for real. But I slept for like 5 minutes while it went off. Trying to stop it from beeping. It was pretty funny after I figured it out. WEIRD. *Twighlight Zone Theme Song*