The Walmart Poopy Hand Conspiracy

There is a giant conspiracy at walmart to save water, by encouraging you not to wash your hands. See the faucets only work for like half a second then you have to wait for ever just to get another half a second of water. It actually takes probably at least 5 minutes to get clean hands. So people are very pressed for time and the few who actually do wash their hands are less inclined so. So there you have it. The walmart poopy hand conspiracy revealed. They save lots of water in exchange for your poopy hands! I must go by revealing this sensitive information government assasins may be trying to kill me AS I WRITE THIS! Ohh its an old person. "Hello there old man!" ..."AHH ITS A WALMART ASSASIN WHO KNOWS KUNG FU!" running away!....