The Walmart Poopy Hand Conspiracy

There is a giant conspiracy at walmart to save water, by encouraging you not to wash your hands. See the faucets only work for like half a second then you have to wait for ever just to get another half a second of water. It actually takes probably at least 5 minutes to get clean hands. So people are very pressed for time and the few who actually do wash their hands are less inclined so. So there you have it. The walmart poopy hand conspiracy revealed. They save lots of water in exchange for your poopy hands! I must go by revealing this sensitive information government assasins may be trying to kill me AS I WRITE THIS! Ohh its an old person. "Hello there old man!" ..."AHH ITS A WALMART ASSASIN WHO KNOWS KUNG FU!" running away!....

Fight Club Quotes

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we HATE so we can buy SHIT we don't need.

"If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't." ~Chapter 5

...you're not how much money you've got in the bank. You're not your job. You're not your family, and you're not who you tell yourself.... You're not your name.... You're not your problems.... You're not your age.... You are not your hopes. ~Chapter 18

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables. ~Chapter 19

The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything.

We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression... IS OUR LIVES!

No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.