ARGH! Where'd you come from?.

There is a guy at work whos nickname is Skippy. But his real name is Jasan (hmm Jason Borne? hehe) But anyway he is a 40 year old bachelor who works at Zkota Grill. He has big round bored looking eyes and a crew cut. Has a bit of a belly and average height. He went to college to be a landscape designer, but decided he couldn't do that. But anyway I think its just a cover. He is always sneaking up on people and scaring him accidently and otherwise. I was making a sandwhich today, and turned around and ran into him... He wasn't there a second ago, and he always does that. I think Zkota is just a cover and he is actually an assassin sleeper agent for the government. Just waiting to be activated incase terrorists ever break into South Dakota!