Santa's Beard Attacks!

My Geography teacher is a sight to see for sure. He looks exactly like Santa Claus. He is very plump, bald, and has a white beard. He is a nice old gentleman, but is always getting side tracked with stories. He was talking about some map when all of a sudden he stops, cocks his head, and spits twice. Puts his finger in his mouth, and looks for something and spits again. He is like I just ate one of my mustashes. At this everyone starts to snort, and gigle. Everyone thinks hes sort of a nut. Hes not really, just an old eccentric man. He then says Oh I think its a reddish brown one I dont have many of those left! More people giggle. He goes and talks again about his map, and stops suddenly again. He puts his finger back in his mouth, and a few seconds later says triumphantly AHA! IVE GOT IT! Furious laughter followed. Man He is funny, although not intentionally thats the best part. What a crazy old coot he is. hehe.