Ever notice that some toilet seats never want to stay in the upright position? They are put at such an angle that when you let go of them they fall back down. My Uncle has just such a seat, and it annoyes the ever living piss out of me (pun intended). HEHE. But anyway chick plumbers musta made it so they dont fall in when they sit down... SPLOOSH! HAHA, WET p|_|$$`|. SORRY! HEHE.
9/29/2004
9/21/2004
Mnemonic Folders
HEHE. To remember which class my folders where for I used aassociation technique.
I associated the picture on my folder with something from class.
1) Fear Factor with lotta bugs: Speech (scarry)
2) Gecko Folder: Info Gathering (teacher looks like turtle.)
3) M&M Folder with the M&Ms in a theater: Psychology (lotta people)
4) Financial Aid Folder: MAth (numbers - boring)
5) Army Classified FOlder: Geography (Cammoflauge dunno looks like trees n grass which I associate with geography!)
Ya thats just something semi intersting, but whatever lol hope i didnt bore you.
I associated the picture on my folder with something from class.
1) Fear Factor with lotta bugs: Speech (scarry)
2) Gecko Folder: Info Gathering (teacher looks like turtle.)
3) M&M Folder with the M&Ms in a theater: Psychology (lotta people)
4) Financial Aid Folder: MAth (numbers - boring)
5) Army Classified FOlder: Geography (Cammoflauge dunno looks like trees n grass which I associate with geography!)
Ya thats just something semi intersting, but whatever lol hope i didnt bore you.
9/20/2004
Slow Piggies
Here are the specs for a new standard (I believe) police car a 2001-2002 Crown Victoria.
Engine: 4.6 Litre 281 cubic inch (V8?) rated at 235 HP @ 4750 RPM and 275 ft.lbs. of torque @ 4,000 RPM.
Ok. Not bad, and very fast. Now look at the specs for my 96 Z28 camaro which with luck I will be purcahsing withing a few months:
Engine: 5.7 Litre 350 cubic inch V8 rated at 285 HP @ 5200 RPM and 325 ft.lbs. of torque @ 2,400 RPM.
Camaros get going faster a heck of a lot sooner then the cruisers because of more torque at a lower RPM rating.
HAHA! My car is going to have more power then a POLICE CAR! Wahoo! Thats hilarious. Poor little slow piggies. I bet they wish they had a camaro... to bad they gotta drive a CROWN VICTORIA!
Engine: 4.6 Litre 281 cubic inch (V8?) rated at 235 HP @ 4750 RPM and 275 ft.lbs. of torque @ 4,000 RPM.
Ok. Not bad, and very fast. Now look at the specs for my 96 Z28 camaro which with luck I will be purcahsing withing a few months:
Engine: 5.7 Litre 350 cubic inch V8 rated at 285 HP @ 5200 RPM and 325 ft.lbs. of torque @ 2,400 RPM.
Camaros get going faster a heck of a lot sooner then the cruisers because of more torque at a lower RPM rating.
HAHA! My car is going to have more power then a POLICE CAR! Wahoo! Thats hilarious. Poor little slow piggies. I bet they wish they had a camaro... to bad they gotta drive a CROWN VICTORIA!
Strange Observances in Geography
Well two weird things in Geography. Remember my teacher: Santa Clause? Well he has a huge belly, and always tucks his shirt in. It rides his curves if you will. HHAHAHAHA. Sorry kinda gross, but anyway. Apparently his belly button is an outy. You know instead of being a hole there is no hole and infact a little mountain? Well his you can see through his shirt and it sticks out like someones nose. Its that big. At least I hope its not something else...?
Also there are these weird carpeted things on the wall basically they are flat 5 by 2 feet and about 2 inches thick, Just attached flat to the wall. Whenever I walk close by one I notice a great change in pressure in my ears. Its weird what are these strange thingS? What do they do? Some type of mind control hehe probably not, but it is very strange.
Will anyone ever discover the true meanings of these strange occurances? The world may never know!
Also there are these weird carpeted things on the wall basically they are flat 5 by 2 feet and about 2 inches thick, Just attached flat to the wall. Whenever I walk close by one I notice a great change in pressure in my ears. Its weird what are these strange thingS? What do they do? Some type of mind control hehe probably not, but it is very strange.
Will anyone ever discover the true meanings of these strange occurances? The world may never know!
9/17/2004
Santa's Beard Attacks!
My Geography teacher is a sight to see for sure. He looks exactly like Santa Claus. He is very plump, bald, and has a white beard. He is a nice old gentleman, but is always getting side tracked with stories. He was talking about some map when all of a sudden he stops, cocks his head, and spits twice. Puts his finger in his mouth, and looks for something and spits again. He is like I just ate one of my mustashes. At this everyone starts to snort, and gigle. Everyone thinks hes sort of a nut. Hes not really, just an old eccentric man. He then says Oh I think its a reddish brown one I dont have many of those left! More people giggle. He goes and talks again about his map, and stops suddenly again. He puts his finger back in his mouth, and a few seconds later says triumphantly AHA! IVE GOT IT! Furious laughter followed. Man He is funny, although not intentionally thats the best part. What a crazy old coot he is. hehe.
9/15/2004
Wise thoughts from a disturbed Man
1) Stay in your ****ing closet, and just say NO to cannibalistic turtles~
2) Time goes like a turtle-Slow and Hairless~
4) Mistaken uno for dos? Never fear super turtle is here~
5) Retreat in the presence of the penis shaped screw~
6) In the face of pumping legs the heavens shall cry
3) Intelligent Pigs see much, and chastize all, excluding s'ikojivel in the mirror
7) Cease Consulting Crackers WHO Cannot Count Correctly~
These insightful paradims can be understood to an unitiated extent, but with the epiphany of discovery will your sanity but slip way?
2) Time goes like a turtle-Slow and Hairless~
4) Mistaken uno for dos? Never fear super turtle is here~
5) Retreat in the presence of the penis shaped screw~
6) In the face of pumping legs the heavens shall cry
3) Intelligent Pigs see much, and chastize all, excluding s'ikojivel in the mirror
7) Cease Consulting Crackers WHO Cannot Count Correctly~
These insightful paradims can be understood to an unitiated extent, but with the epiphany of discovery will your sanity but slip way?
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