8/04/2004

So Far I've Drank... Toilet Water...?

Beer is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria's shit.

How many times have you been in this situation, where your friends have just got to tell you about a banging party they were at last night.
"OHH yeah, I got like totally sloshed man it was like... you know... soooooo totally awesome... Wanna hear about it?"
"Well not really...
"Ok COOL! Well lets see... I had like 2 glasses bacadi, a can of miller light, some vodka, a few wine coolers, a little Tequila, bottle of bud.... and some buffalo piss...?

If you heard their sensless drivel once you've heard it a thousand times. So why not change it in your head to something fun like.

"Oh ya I had some battery acid, a shot of cyanide, a bottle of bat shit, a can of rodioactive uranium, semen from a horney bull elephant... etc."
Then you can honestly say
"Sounds like fun..." while you uncontrollably giggle in your head
"Thats word right there man!"
"Umm sure dude, whatever."

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