Toilet Paper Blues

Well Yesterday I used the last of our TP. So I was you know, mad cause we didnt have any. Of couse its in the morning, and I was leaving, but andy was home. HAHA he probably will have to go #2 at least once, and there was none. But wait whats this I found a role in my glove compartment. HAHA I decided to ransom each sheet for an astronomical sum like 5 bucks for 10 sheets. Torture him... well you know there is also burn weed and thistles if he gets desperate so its not like I am being mean or something like that! HEHEHEHEHE.