XI'AN, China - The handlers of a smoking chimpanzee in a zoo in northwest China are trying to get her to kick the habit.
The 26-year-old female chimpanzee has been smoking for 15 years. Her mate died recently, which caused her to smoke even more.
Now, the chimp's keepers are worried about her health as a result of her intense smoking. So, they're trying to give her milk instead of cigarettes.
She started smoking years ago by picking up butts from tourists.
8/26/2005
8/09/2005
I Want a Girl Who Drives a 70's Muscle Car
Note:
If I could be anywhere right now, I would be sitting on the hood of a parked 70's muscle car, with a cute girl drinking beer, oh - and the car would be parked looking out from a wooded cliff, which the local kids call Make-Out Point, and we would be able to see the whole city below, and nobody would bother us in the gathering dusk, while we are proving why, in fact, they call it - Make-Out Point.
Note: Actual quote from the description of a book... lol sounds like my kind of book!
Btw watched the dukes of hazzard movie tonight, i dont care what the critics say it was a fricken awesome movie! They even had dudes from super troopers doing lines from it that was the fricken bomb! Lol. Not really true to the old series, but good for dudes that are like my age. I had to buy the cd and it aint bad. I definetly will get the movie. I tried to race a trans am after the movie, but he decided he didnt want to race me, although before this a babe in a impala or something raced me and i smoked her without even trying. hehe. Good times.
If I could be anywhere right now, I would be sitting on the hood of a parked 70's muscle car, with a cute girl drinking beer, oh - and the car would be parked looking out from a wooded cliff, which the local kids call Make-Out Point, and we would be able to see the whole city below, and nobody would bother us in the gathering dusk, while we are proving why, in fact, they call it - Make-Out Point.
Note: Actual quote from the description of a book... lol sounds like my kind of book!
Btw watched the dukes of hazzard movie tonight, i dont care what the critics say it was a fricken awesome movie! They even had dudes from super troopers doing lines from it that was the fricken bomb! Lol. Not really true to the old series, but good for dudes that are like my age. I had to buy the cd and it aint bad. I definetly will get the movie. I tried to race a trans am after the movie, but he decided he didnt want to race me, although before this a babe in a impala or something raced me and i smoked her without even trying. hehe. Good times.
8/07/2005
Funny Quote from a Website
"The purpose of this brief study is to offer a logical, practical, pragmatic proof of the existence of God from a purely scientific perspective. To do this, we are assuming that we exist, that there is reality, and that the matter of which we are made is real. If you do not believe that you exist, you have bigger problems than this study will entail and you will have to look elsewhere."
from http://www.doesgodexist.org/
from http://www.doesgodexist.org/
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